Thursday, 3 September 2009

Wind Can Be So Embarrassing

It’s very windy today. I’m worried that my wig is going to blow off. I console myself that if such a hideously embarrassing thing were to happen there is sure to be some thoughtful member of the public standing by with a mobile phone to video the whole event and put it on YouTube. Luckily, I’ve worn a hat over the wig so I can clamp my hand onto the top of the hat and nobody will guess that I’m actually holding my hair on.