“You do know Lily,” says Wanda in a matter-of-fact-tone, “that you’re going to have to do internet dating, for research purposes.”
Apparently everyone is doing it but I completely balk at the idea.
“Why don’t you do internet dating and then tell me all about it Wanda?”
“Well I would, but my husband might not approve.”
“There you see, if internet dating was so great you’d be doing it instead of running off and getting married.”